20 Worst Hotel Fails From Around The World

By Marksman on March 15, 2019@fizx

f you ever watched an episode of Gordon Ramsay’s Hotel Hell, you’ll know that lodging establishments aren’t always up to par.

#1 Thailand Trolled Again. CPR Instructions Next To The Hotel Pool. They Have No Clue…

Thailand Trolled Again. CPR Instructions Next To The Hotel Pool. They Have No Clue...

Do you know the statistics of how many people actually die from soft nipples every year? Me neither. But if you ever have CPR done on you in Thailand and wake up with sore nipples, at least be grateful for it might just saved your life.

#2 Found This Note In My Hotel Bed Last Night…

Found This Note In My Hotel Bed Last Night...

Found at the Wingate by Wyndham Hotel, this note was placed under the fitted bottom sheet. The unlucky fellow who stumbled across it said he could “clearly see the sheet of paper when pulled the top sheet and blanket back.” Makes you wonder how long it was there, doesn’t it? Could be from pre-2000’s for all we know.

#3 The Sink In My Hotel Room (Helsinki)

The Sink In My Hotel Room (Helsinki)

More like … Fail-sinki, am I right? Or Hell-sinki? No? Badsinki? I give up. If you want to check out this gem of crappy design with your own eyes, visit the Scandic Helsinki, a four star business hotel that always knows how to surprise its guests.

#4 My Buddy Traveled Across The Country To Visit Me Last Weekend. Unfortunately, He Got Stuck In His Hotel Shower For 3 Hours. Shout-Out To Julio For Helping Out A Man In Need

My Buddy Traveled Across The Country To Visit Me Last Weekend. Unfortunately, He Got Stuck In His Hotel Shower For 3 Hours. Shout-Out To Julio For Helping Out A Man In Need

To this point, no one (even Julio) aren’t sure how he got stuck. The glass sliding door may have been jammed in some way because Julio had to pretty much completely remove it. Sadly, witnesses say Julio didn’t talk much. He just kept telling them to make sure they told the front desk about their troubles so they could get a compensation for that day of the stay. And to anyone wondering, it was the poor guy’s girlfriend who called for help and took that priceless pic, no hotel ghosts were involved!

#5 This Toilet Paper Holder

This Toilet Paper Holder

Courtyard Marriott, everyone. A place that makes you pay to walk like a penguin. Unless you have the eye of Sherlock Holmes and are able to plan ahead. Then you’re fine.

#6 Welcome To The Hotel California!

Welcome To The Hotel California!

The person who took this photo said that it’s a somewhat new hotel, opened a little over a year ago. “Definitely not a temporary wall,” they added. “There is another room just to the left of the frame of the pic.”

#7 This ‘Art’ Above My Hotel Toilet

This 'Art' Above My Hotel Toilet

Cleaner: “Sir, it doesn’t matter what we use, the stuff just doesn’t come off.”

Manager: “Put a frame around it and let’s call it art.”

#8 The Hotel I’m Staying At In India Doesn’t Want Me Looking Out The Windows In A Certain Direction

The Hotel I'm Staying At In India Doesn't Want Me Looking Out The Windows In A Certain Direction

According to the guest, however, they didn’t mind the obstruction. “I see kids playing in the rubbish piles all day long,” they said. “Breaks your heart.” As you might’ve guessed, this hotel is located “well away” from the touristy parts of Delhi.

#9 This Hotel Mural In The Breakfast Area

This Hotel Mural In The Breakfast Area

It’s called “Shower drain pube collection” and is valued at $250,000. An original work of Pubelo Pissaco.

#10 Was Told My Hotel Room Had A Courtyard View. Was Not Disappointed. 10/10 Would View Again

Was Told My Hotel Room Had A Courtyard View. Was Not Disappointed. 10/10 Would View Again

In case you’re wondering, you can check out this fabulous view in Collegeville, Pennsylvania, at Residence Inn by Marriott, right across the… courtyard, of course. Just make sure to find out if they have a room with panoramic windows.

#11 The Door To My Hotel Balcony Is In The Shower Stall

The Door To My Hotel Balcony Is In The Shower Stall

You know what that means, right? The architect who designed it probably lives in that building across the street, constantly hoping to see some action.

#12 The Room Numbers In This Hotel

The Room Numbers In This Hotel

When you think about it, it’s funny that golden letters over golden wallpaper weren’t posh enough. They had to get golden nails as well.

#13 This Hotel Forgot To Insert A Quote Into The Wall Decorations Text Sample

This Hotel Forgot To Insert A Quote Into The Wall Decorations Text Sample

Everyone has their own motivational quotes that keep them going during tough times. This hotel decided to go with the classical one “Your text sample text your text sample text here your text” because such wisdom surely enriches everyone’s lives.

#14 This Hotel Doesn’t Allow You To Use Books For Their Intended Purpose

This Hotel Doesn't Allow You To Use Books For Their Intended Purpose

I wonder, how many “displays” had to be stolen before the hotel put up this sign? Nothing says “Welcome” better than making your guests feel like thieves.

#15 Taking A Shower In A Hotel In China

Taking A Shower In A Hotel In China

The hotel in China probably just used Google Translate. At least they tried to warn the guests. Or maybe they’re certain you’re going to slip, so they want to make sure you do it with grace.

#16 The Design Of These Curtains At A Hotel That My Parents Stayed At

The Design Of These Curtains At A Hotel That My Parents Stayed At

Spotted at Novotel (Wellington, New Zealand), at least these curtains made for a really daddy dad joke. And what about those sheets, blankets, and upholstery that also had random red-ish and off-white splotches “printed” on them? Pretty funny, huh?

#17 This Stupid Doorstop In My Hotel Room. Banged My Foot On It Four Times Today

This Stupid Doorstop In My Hotel Room. Banged My Foot On It Four Times Today

If you haven’t liked it, then you should have put a shoe on it. And if you feel as if this hotel doesn’t care about its guests at all, you’re right. I mean, just look at those misaligned skirting boards in the background.

#18 The Braille In This Hotel Bathroom Sign Isn’t Raised

The Braille In This Hotel Bathroom Sign Isn't Raised

An ADA-compliant sign that’s very similar to this costs about $8 on Amazon, but I guess that’s way too much if you’re a a cheap skate hotel operator.

#19 The Swimming Pool At The Motel 6 That I Stayed At Last Night

The Swimming Pool At The Motel 6 That I Stayed At Last Night

This was off of Interstate 95 in southern Georgia and, according to the guest, they just stopped there overnight on their way to Florida. I hope they left the establishment a one-star rating, though! The less motels that don’t mow their pool regularly, the better.

#20 Hotel Ad Vs. Reality In Vietnam

Hotel Ad Vs. Reality In Vietnam

Jenny Kershaw from Manchester, tweeted a photo from the Booking dot com page of the Mari Gold Hotel & Apartment in Vietnam, highlighting a stunning swimming pool against a sunny sky. But next to the glamorous snap she shared a photo of the reality – a tiny hot tub. Interestingly, as her tweet was going viral, the travel company got in contact with Jenny, asking if she would like to make a formal complaint but she declined. Talk about holiday spirit!Hello,

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