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Stephen Colbert: No One Can Out Stupid Donald Trump
By Marksman on July 28, 2018
Trump and the EU’s tariff reciprocation is as much a trade war as a competition of ‘anything you can do, I can do dumber.’
Stephen Colbert: Betsy DeVos’ $40 Million Yacht Was Set Adrift
By Marksman on July 28, 2018
Poor Betsy DeVos. One of her yachts was untied and set adrift into Lake Huron. (Cue the Sarah McLachlan music)
Trump Claims ‘This Never Happened To Obama’
By Marksman on July 28, 2018
In response to Trump lamenting that the media never followed his predecessor with cameras, Stephen dives into the archives in a search for proof of...
Video: Russian Shipwreck With $130 Billion Worth Of Gold Has Been Discovered
By Marksman on July 25, 2018
A salvage company has found the remains of a Russian warship which was lost during the Russo-Japanese War. The ship which is a cruiser class...
Trump Says ‘Aggressive’ Montenegro Could Start World War III
By Marksman on July 24, 2018
The President and Tucker Carlson spitballed the absurd idea that Montenegro could start World War III. Then someone had the even more absurd idea to...
Donald Trump’s ALL CAPS Approach To Foreign Policy
By Marksman on July 24, 2018
Is an all-caps note the appropriate way to deal with a hostile foreign leader? Or even a co-worker who keeps stealing your yogurt from the...
Unbelievable Timelapse Shows 300 ft Tall Iceberg Drift Past Small Village
By Marksman on July 22, 2018
An astonishing time-lapse shows a huge, 11 million-ton iceberg drifting past the small Greenlandic village of Innaarsuit. Authorities urged residents near shore to leave as...
The NRA-Linked Russian Spy Who Isn’t Donald Trump
By Marksman on July 20, 2018
A Russian operative was caught cozying up to the NRA to further Putin’s interests. No, not Trump, it was Maria Butina.
What Do You Mean Trump And Putin Are Meeting Again?
By Marksman on July 20, 2018
Stephen isn’t the only person shocked to hear Trump invited Putin to the White House. So was Trump’s Director of National Intelligence.
Remember That Mysterious 2,000-Year-Old Sarcophagus No One Wanted To Open? THEY OPENED IT.
By Marksman on July 20, 2018
By now, you’ve likely heard about the mysterious 2,000-year-old sarcophagus that was discovered in Alexandria, Egypt, earlier this month. And some people want them to open! come...