Dead Rising, as we know, isn’t used to protagonists who have actually got their shit together. Oftentimes, it’s some unfortunate Average Joe, wandering into a zombie-infested crapstorm and improvising to survive. They’ll fashion a crude weapon from assorted household implements like MacGyver, and start merrily ramming it into zombie gonads. That’s just how things are done around here.
The first slice of Dead Rising 3 DLC has hit Xbox One, introducing us to Commander Kane. This guy knew he was having a bad day from the moment a zombie fired a rocket straight into his effing face (a pretty big indicator of a craptacular day, right there), and it’s about to get a whole lot worse.