Elon Musk’s Tesla Cybertruck is Ugly!

By Marksman on November 22, 2019@fizx

On Thursday billionaire and Twitter lover, Elon Musk revealed the Cybertruck: Tesla’s first truck. It was a long-anticipated for electric vehicle fans, who had been waiting six years for this pickup truck.

Elon: ….andddd print.#Cybertruck #CYBRTRK pic.twitter.com/MMNO8Na03c

— Ni (@Avo_NP) November 22, 2019

However, it looks none of that time was spent on the truck’s design, because the Cybertruck is one intensely ugly vehicle. That’s what Twitter says, and that’s the truth.

It will seat six, the Cybertruck can supposedly tow 7,500 pounds, accelerate from 0 to 60 mph in less than 6.5 seconds, and go up to 500 miles on a single charge. This all sounds good, and moving away from dependence on fossil fuels should always be supported.

But all of this is a moot point if people are ashamed to be seen in that thing. Which they will be if they have an affinity for design.

Same Energy #CyberTruck pic.twitter.com/jlEjxRBzSZ

— King's Letter (@TheKingsletter) November 22, 2019

The Cybertruck looks like an ’80s filmmaker’s idea of a dystopian future or kids drawing. It looks like Wile E. Coyote ordered it from the Acme Corporation to drop on the Road Runner. It looks like a Chinese Firefly from Joss Whedon’s Firefly.

There are a few who think Elon Musk is the key who will get us to Valhalla, and who unreservedly love his moving cinderblock. Even so, the reaction online has been overrun by those with functioning eyes.

This Tesla looks like something from Goldeneye on N64, back before they could really make people look like people and cars like cars pic.twitter.com/qfjJP0DtT8

— Katherine Miller (@katherinemiller) November 22, 2019

i love how the Cybertruck is the clearest sign that the rich’s primary idea of what people want is “to not have your car damaged by people trying to kill you in the revolution”

— cera (@ciswoman) November 22, 2019

What we wanted the Tesla truck to look like vs what we feared the Tesla truck would look like vs what the Tesla truck looks like pic.twitter.com/PIp7BcxwWi

— zach heltzel (@zachheltzel) November 22, 2019

Finally my boy @elonmusk made the car I always drew when I was five.
😩🙌🏻😩🙌🏻😩🙌🏻😩🙌🏻😩🙌🏻😩🙌🏻@Tesla #Cybertruck pic.twitter.com/Oshhn9srTR

— Ian Hecox (@SmoshIan) November 22, 2019

i’m gonna tell my kids this was the new tesla #Cybertruck pic.twitter.com/7ctpzQZuEa

— yadeer (@yadeer_) November 22, 2019

I was so convinced that was not the real #Cybertruck and they were going to bring out the real one at the end.

— Linz DeFranco (@LinzDeFranco) November 22, 2019

I don't understand what the fuss is about the Tesla #Cybertruck. It looks ok to me. pic.twitter.com/8vBl1jS74T

— dave appleby (@dave_apple) November 22, 2019