A daring brave bearded man decided to drink a 30-year-old can of Coors that he found drifting in a river. The can have been kept cold by the flowing current and the exterior of the can was dented, but not breached. This natural refrigeration must have kept the carbonation sound, as a nice light head quickly formed as the man poured said beer into a glass. He then drank it at the urging of his friends. The beer went down easily and the man even loved it, although he did notice some residue at the bottom of the bottle, which was not good.
let’s find out what 30 year old beer is like. …Pretty damn good …that’s fucking pretty good man. Well, wait there is shit floating in it.