The iPad Dock Baby Chair

This is the $75 Fisher-Price Ipad Apptivity Seat. It’s a baby chair with an iPad dock that dangles over your little bundle of bad vision. Will it help your child grow up to be a technology professional? No. Will it give them something to look at while they piss and shit their diaper? Sure.

After reading the reviews on Amazon, there are a lot of people up in arms about the product because apparently kids under 2 aren’t supposed to be forcibly strapped to a chair with a screen inches from their face. I dunno, something about brainwashing. Whatever happened to decent parenting? When I was growing up my parents would put me out in the yard underneath an overturned laundry basket on wheels with a cinderblock on top. le.

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