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Within a few days an innocuous package will arrive from an anonymous sender, containing a three-inch version of this:
To quote the website’s creator, Chris Gee:
He’s probably the world’s biggest dick so sending him dicks seemed fitting. It’s kind of my way of sticking it to him.