In a move that will make you never look at Santa the same way again, Poo~Pourri created an ad for their doo-doo masking spray. It features the jolly fat man getting busted by a little girl taking a number two with the door open. “For the love of Christmas, Santa, close the G-D door,” I imagine Mrs. Claus and all the elves simultaneously muttering to themselves as they watch the events unfold. It’s bad enough he’s dropping a deuce in a civilian’s home, but to do it with the door open? It’s like you’re trying to make Baby Jesus cry.