Portable Pizza Necklace Is All You Need

Portable Pizza Pouch will never, ever let you down or with out cheese. This brilliant piece of neckwear keeps your pizza slice safe behind a layer of zip-locked plastic, while a woven lanyard lets it cuddle close to your heart.

It will cost you just $8 plus shipping and handling, the Pizza Pouch will make sure that you’ll never be without a warm snack.