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HBO to Trump: Stop tweeting about ‘Game of Thrones’
By Marksman on April 19, 2019
Donald Trump may be a Game of Thrones fan, but the feeling isn’t mutual. On Thursday, after the president tweeted yet another bizarre reference to the HBO show ahead...
Stephen Colbert Throws Water Tanker on Trump’s Fire Extinguishing Advice
By Marksman on April 17, 2019
In the midst of the Notre-Dame blaze in Paris, Donald Trump suggested on Twitter that fire authorities use “flying water tankers” to douse the flames....
Mar-A-Lago Is A Spy’s Dream Come True
By Marksman on April 9, 2019
Perhaps the only thing more insecure than Donald Trump is his own private country club, Mar-a-Lago, where employees granted entry to a woman from China...
Trump Threatens SNL with Federal Investigation for Making Fun Of Him
By Marksman on March 18, 2019
Donald Trump is taking his fixation with Saturday Night Live to a new level. The President tweeted in the early Sunday morning hours a threat to have the...
24 Traveler Tweets That Show The Dangers Of A Government Shutdown
By Marksman on January 9, 2019
Donald Trump stokes nonsensical fear of terrorist groups, flooding over the border to support his wall for ‘national security,’ people are getting themselves in real and present...
Stephen Colbert Roasts Trump’s Government Shutdown in 10 minutes
By Marksman on January 8, 2019
Stephen Colbert has returned from a short break, while the U.S. government has not. So, to catch up, the Late Show host spent ten glorious minutes on...
Sitting U.S. President Trump Just Tweeted a Video of Himself in Overalls Singing The Theme of ‘Green Acres’
By Marksman on December 21, 2018
Yes, this is not fake at all, That’s the current sitting U.S. president supporting a bill signing for the “Agricultural Improvement Act” (meant to help farmers hit...
Trump’s ‘Smocking Gun’ Tweet Gets Mocked by People That Know How To Spell
By Marksman on December 10, 2018
Donald Trump is essentially the human version of a meme. Bright and early on Monday morning, the man who was elected leader of an entire...
Trump Gets Mean With Stormy, Stormy Fires Back
By Marksman on October 21, 2018
When Donald Trump goes low, Stormy Daniels goes, ‘Hi, tiny!’
Trump Brags About His ‘Natural Instinct For Science’
By Marksman on October 20, 2018
Donald Trump dusted off a favorite phrase while discussing climate changing, saying there are scientists ‘on both sides.’